Lagos Life furniture & items

Foam on the floor. It does the job.

Proper bed frame. Your back will thank you.

Top bunk for the pikin, bottom bunk for the cousin who came for one week in 2019.

Tufted headboard, gold trim. Oba-level rest.

Mirror doors and all your clothes inside. Change your look without going to the boutique.

Padded headboard, soft linen. Pick the colour to match your room.

Carved posts and flowing net curtains. Mosquitoes can only watch.

Glass doors, lit shelves, shoes lined up like a Balogun showroom.

A round bed that slowly turns. Senator energy.

Keeps garri, sugar and zobo. No light needed.

Smoky, slow, reliable. Jollof tastes like home.

Prep space for bread, eggs and kpomo.

Running water, when the tank is full.

4 burners. Cooks 30% faster. Tastes better.

Cold malt on demand — when there's light.

Smoothies in the morning, pepper for the stew by evening. Needs light.

Two minutes and yesterday's rice is hot again. Needs light.

Hot for your Milo, cold for the Lagos heat.

Dodo and chicken with half the oil, done faster. Your doctor approves.

Stocked for December: turkey, chicken and enough zobo for the whole street.

White marble, bar stools, and somewhere to put the chin-chin while it cools.

Italian steel, five burners and a real oven. Cooks faster, tastes better, bakes chin-chin.

The original Lagos shower.

Blue drum, yellow jerrycans. Water security, Lagos style.

Flushes most of the time.

Pumping machine included. Needs light.

Pure luxury. Bubbles optional.

No more hand-washing on Saturday morning. Fresh clothes, fresh mood.

Bubbles, lights, the full Banana Island experience.

Every Lagos party has 500 of these.

Beats the Lagos heat. Stops 'Lagos Heat' moodlet.

Sunday rice with the family, Lagos style.

The comfiest seat in the house. Claim it before your guests do.

Mummy-approved. Keep the nylon on? Your choice.

Sink in and forget your problems. Getting up is another matter.

Charges when there's light, keeps blowing when NEPA takes it. Ends the Lagos Heat.

Room for the whole family on Sunday evening.

Black leather, Lekki energy. Don't sit on it with wet clothes.

Hangs from the ceiling, so you can walk and place things under it. Needs light.

Burgundy and gold. For Alhaji-level sitting rooms.

1.5HP inverter AC. Ends the Lagos Heat for good — when there's light.

Deep, long and soft enough for the whole squad on match night. Pick the fabric.

Battery-powered. Plays Afrobeats 24/7.

Turn your room into an owambe.

Nollywood, EPL and BBNaija. Needs light.

Cinema at home. More fun per hour.

5.1 surround sound. The neighbours now know every song on Asake's album.

PS5, two pads and a gaming chair. FIFA nights with the guys.

Paper-thin screen, cinema colours. More fun per hour than any TV you've had.

Full-size green baize. Every big man's living room has one.

A 120" screen and Dolby surround. Movie nights are now an event.

Practice your pitch. Or just admire.

Home gym. No membership needed.

Rich Dad Poor Dad and Half of a Yellow Sun.

Learn to play, then write bangers.

Every Lagos skit maker's best friend. Lights, camera, cruise.

Code, freelance, run your IG shop.

Shoot portraits, edit, sell. Owambe photographers started here.

Floor-to-ceiling books. Achebe, Chimamanda, and a few you'll read one day.

Black lacquer concert grand. Learns music faster than any guitar.

Rechargeable bulb that glows even when NEPA takes light.

Little warm bulbs along the wall. Instant December vibes.

A small table and a warm lamp. Cosy corner sorted.

Pick a colour, any colour. Your room is now a lounge.

Sits outside in the yard and powers the house when NEPA takes light. Needs fuel.

Two brass lamps on the wall. Hotel lobby, but it's your sitting room.

A curved brass arm over your favourite chair. Reading corner sorted.

Three warm bulbs on long cords. Hang them over the dining table: you can walk under them.

Silent, free, 24/7 light. The Lagos dream.

Thousands of crystals from Italy. It lights the room and your whole reputation.

Free from the parish/mosque. Every Lagos wall has one.

The Abami Eda watching over you.

Adds life to the room.

Always five minutes fast, so you're never late for church.

Bold patterns. Room instantly finer.

Half-height block wall, one tile wide. Line a few up to split a room.

Hard to kill. Even you can keep this one alive.

A long planter box of greens to mark where one room ends.

Warm wood slats: a room divider that still lets the breeze through.

Indigo tie-dye from Abeokuta.

Three bright ankara panels. Hide the bed, show the style.

Somewhere to put the chin-chin bowl.

Lekki office energy at home. Divides without darkening.

Deep red, soft underfoot. Shoes off, please.

Bright wax print from the market tailor. Pick your print.

Big glossy leaves in a tall pot. Lekki show-flat energy.

Soft and deep. Pick a colour, then keep the shoes away from it.

Gold rays round a round mirror. Check your outfit before you step out.

Hand-woven stripes, long enough for the hallway.

Floor-to-ceiling gold silk. Your window has never looked this rich.

Glass tank with tropical fish. Very calming. Very Lekki.

Hand-knotted silk, ten years in the making. Shoes off. Everybody.

Solid gold-plated lion. Says "I have arrived" without saying a word.

Gold frame, velvet seat, real diamonds on the armrests. Guests stand when you sit.

A museum-grade oil painting in a heavy gold frame. Insured for more than most houses.

A glass-front vault stacked with gold bars. You check on them every morning.

Parks on your lawn. Lekki to the Island in six minutes, whatever the traffic says.

Six cream leather seats and a pilot on call. Skip the airport queue for good. Hangar, tax and upkeep are billed every Saturday.

Three decks, a jacuzzi and a crew in white. Moored by your house, ready when you are.

Twelve leather seats and your name on the tail. Abuja for lunch, back for dinner. Hangar, tax and upkeep are billed every Saturday.

A flying mansion: a bedroom, a shower and a dining table for ten. Dubai for shopping, back for Sunday service. The biggest hangar, tax and upkeep bills every Saturday.

Ignores you, then sleeps on your laptop. Purrs sometimes.

Loyal, loud at night, scares away thieves. Every compound needs one.

Will learn your Mummy's voice and embarrass you in front of guests.